Double dumbass on you!
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all-four-cheekbones:

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:

darkheartedrose:

geoface:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

beesinmypants:

tardiscrash:

othetasigmao:

sithholocron:

Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.

Because I need this on my blog

Best thing.

Perfect

PATRICK FOR FUCKS SAKE

alright then

Just… yes.

My nameth beginneth with ‘B’
So essentially he is considering meeeeeeee!

I feel compelled to link to this, if for no other reason than to introduce more people to the madness.

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caitlinl0uise:

bbriannakayee:

my brain just got fucked so hard.. omfg.

welcumtobonercity:

mandylasers:

In which baby!Peter is afraid of flying and the dads find out about his powers.

THIS MAKES NO SENSE, I’M SORRY I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND I HAVE A LOT OF SUPERFAMILY FEELS.

oh my god this is my head canon family now

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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matturday:

we took alex’s cat for a walk

plushme:

cartoonjunkie - Science Bros

plushme:

cartoonjunkie - Science Bros

sophisticatedhulk:

ikilledyourpikachu:

jackskiteadventures:

lokis-horse-child:

watsonly:

onac911:

Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party

i’m sorry but can we please just appreciate this?

can we please also appreciate it says Loki sucks nuts on the door 

can we please appreciate steve trying to put the cd in a microwave

can we please appreciate Steve: “i’m first player” Tony: “LOL NO”

can we please just appreciate Bruce being so awkward

prustens:

20 quotes to live by: Doctor Who Edition - #4

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

Third Doctor, The Time Warrior

tehriz:

memosfromfury:

myfavoritedemons:

HELP I’M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

Overly Accepting Thor

((I made a thing while working on submissions.))

a cuddle monster?

becausehiddles:

anorie:

saintdoriangray:

oh-hello-there-pretty:

sageoflogic:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

tomhiddlestonfans:

callmekitto:

sherlocksupportgroup:

 I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING

TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED

TALE AS OLD AS TIME

TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL

FREEDOM IS A LIE

BOW TO ME OR DIE

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~

EVER JUST DISDAIN

EVER WARS TO RISE

EVER HATING THOR

EVER JUST AS SURE

AS MIDGARD WILL DIE

CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE

AS IT THINKS NO MORE

I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY

ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…

WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT

MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST

FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES

WILL BE MINE


LOOK AT ME

I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN

OR A PERFECT HEIR

CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT

TO PLAY THIS PART?

AM I MEANT TO RULE?

HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?

IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?

OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS

SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.

AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.

IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT

I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT

NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION

IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY 

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?

YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM

TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN

SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU

BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT

WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET

WHO YOUR FATHER IS

NO CHANCE, NO WAY

I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON

YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES

WHY DENY IT, OH OH

IT CAN’T BE TRUE

I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON

guySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS